China Eastern Flight Attendants’ Rap Lament: Passengers aren’t God

Ah, poor me, poor me
Let me sing about it like a bird (yeah)
These might be called lyrics of the unfriendly skies. They come courtesy of See the full lyrics in Chinese and English at the link below.
“Why are there so many morons in our society today?
They think just because they’ve got some money
They’re all big and bad
Know what pal? I can’t do everything
Don’t get on my plane and cause a big fuss
You’ll know I mean it
When I smack you upside the head
Damn, what do you want?
Filing complaints at the slightest thing
Who do you think you are?
You’re a moron (yeah), a moron…”

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