Warning from the CDC


The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The
disease is contracted through dangerous, high-risk behavior. The
disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced “gonna re-elect him.”
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the
previous four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic disease
overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new
information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing
behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found
in Texas.

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